New and exclusive to The Cuttlefish is the amazing and performance enhancing Groin Sports Drink. Available in three almost indistinguishable flavours Groin Surge, Power Groin and Bulging Groin.
It's Un-Australian to hate sport and totally unfashionable to drink anything but energy drinks. Now I've always thought that energy drinks all taste like the muck ya Mum used to make you drink from a tablespoon when you were sick. I really don't know why anyone would voluntarily want to drink such foul tasting rubbish. If I want caffeine I’d much rather sip a nice hot latte but it seems no one under the age of 20 drinks their beverages at more than room temperature. Whatever happened to a nice cup of tea... (5 minute soap box rant deleted)
...anyway, I digress...
Back to Groin... So now you too can buy the lie. The promise of sporting glory, the admiration of your country. Now canned and ready for you to consume. So it tastes like bitter medicine, a real hero would drink it and the more foul tasting the more impressive the performance. It’s all about groin!
It's Un-Australian to hate sport and totally unfashionable to drink anything but energy drinks. Now I've always thought that energy drinks all taste like the muck ya Mum used to make you drink from a tablespoon when you were sick. I really don't know why anyone would voluntarily want to drink such foul tasting rubbish. If I want caffeine I’d much rather sip a nice hot latte but it seems no one under the age of 20 drinks their beverages at more than room temperature. Whatever happened to a nice cup of tea... (5 minute soap box rant deleted)
...anyway, I digress...
Back to Groin... So now you too can buy the lie. The promise of sporting glory, the admiration of your country. Now canned and ready for you to consume. So it tastes like bitter medicine, a real hero would drink it and the more foul tasting the more impressive the performance. It’s all about groin!
Artist: Phoebe Adams
Title: Grab A Groin
Size: 800 x 600 pixels
Material: pixels of light crafted in Illustrator and Photoshop
Date: September 2008
Media Teacher in the Department of Arts
3 comments:
Nice rant, Thanks for the laugh. All so true, but personally I stay away from the caffine, otherwise I start ranting like that. :)
Nicely done Phoebe, don't know if I want to drink it though.
Very nice phoebe. In a disturbing sorta way.
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